Recently Dumped by Gold-Digger, Goddess Asked Me to Sign a Birth Consent Form

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Meanwhile, Zhao Xiaotian had woken up and didn’t notice he was alone until he walked out to the entrance and saw Bai Ruoxue sitting by herself on the bench at the doorway, looking somewhat desolate.

A twinge of heartache rose in Zhao Xiaotian’s chest, so he approached Bai Ruoxue.

“Ruoxue, what are you doing here by yourself? Why are you alone?” Zhao Xiaotian asked.

“Xiaotian, you’re here. I am alone. Everyone else is in pairs, and I’m just the odd one out, mercilessly abandoned.” Bai Ruoxue said with a grievance.

Having Zhao Xiaotian appear by her side brought some comfort to her heart.

Fortunately, Zhao Xiaotian was there with her.

They were both single dogs.

“Hey, it’s okay, I’m here, aren’t I?” Zhao Xiaotian said with a goofy smile.

“Right, you’re still here with me.” Bai Ruoxue was pleased, grabbing Zhao Xiaotian’s shoulder, her pretty face beaming with happiness.

“Yeah, I’ll always be with you, you’re not alone!” Zhao Xiaotian said earnestly once again.

And this scene was just witnessed by Ye Fan and Bai Susu, who saw it all very clearly.

Oh boy!

There’s something fishy about these two!

It’s like they’re setting the pace to get together!

Bai Susu was shocked. Weren’t they just discussing whether these two were a good match? And now they were all smiles and laughter?

Isn’t this too fast?

Just moments ago, she had felt sorry for her cousin Bai Ruoxue being alone, and now, unexpectedly, she was out here on a private date with Zhao Xiaotian.

Ye Fan chuckled when he saw this scene.

His buddy, Zhao Xiaotian, did well.

He made his move fast, catching everyone off guard.

He really impressed him!

Wait a second, could it be Zhao Xiaotian had his sights set on Bai Ruoxue all along?

Thinking about it, it seemed quite likely.

“Susu, do you remember how Zhao Xiaotian always called me ‘Brother Fan’, but yesterday, he didn’t call me ‘Brother Fan’, he called me Ye Fan. I felt something was off then, but I didn’t expect he was waiting here for me, good heavens, really good heavens!” Ye Fan suddenly realized at that moment.

“Ye Fan, what does him calling you ‘Brother Fan’ or ‘Ye Fan’ have to do with what’s happening here?” Bai Susu asked, puzzled.

She didn’t quite understand.

“You’re such a na?ve girl, thinking things are too simple. Think about it, Zhao Xiaotian probably took a fancy to your cousin Bai Ruoxue yesterday. That’s why he called me Ye Fan instead of ‘Brother Fan’!” Ye Fan explained with a smile.

This girl, isn’t she usually clever?

How could she drop the ball at a critical moment?

“I still don’t quite understand.” Bai Susu said, shaking her head again.

“Could you explain a bit more specifically?” Bai Susu asked, her clear eyes looking at Ye Fan, her face innocent.

“You see, Bai Ruoxue is your cousin, so she’s my cousin too. If he has a crush on your cousin, how could he still call me ‘Brother Fan’? And even though he hasn’t scored yet, what if he does? Then I’ll have to call Zhao Xiaotian ‘Cousin-In-Law’. Get it?” Ye Fan said and gently tapped Bai Susu’s head.

My silly girl, my silly wife!

How could you be so dense!

I have to spell it out this clearly for you to understand.

“I get it, my goodness, if Zhao Xiaotian succeeds, then I’ll have to call him ‘Cousin-In-Law’ too!” Bai Susu exclaimed in shock.

Oh my!

How could this kinship be so…

Before, Zhao Xiaotian always called her ‘sister-in-law’, and now, good heavens, it’s turned around. Not only has he jumped a generation ahead of them, but they also might end up having to call him ‘Cousin-In-Law’!

How did she not think of this before?

“I would never have guessed. Zhao Xiaotian usually seems so dim-witted, but at this moment, how can he be so clever!” Bai Susu said, finding it hard to believe.

“Exactly, I thought of him as a brother, but he actually wants to be my brother-in-law!” Ye Fan said, torn between laughter and exasperation.

“Eh (⊙o⊙)…” Bai Susu’s face stiffened – that made so much sense.

That was a brilliant point!

“Ye Fan, I’ve realized you’re so smart, your words are so insightful, hitting the nail on the head!” Bai Susu praised.

“I’m not smart, you’re just getting dumber. Don’t tell me it’s ‘pregnancy brain’, I hope not!” Ye Fan looked at Bai Susu with a grin, the glee apparent on his face.

Bai Susu instantly got mad when she heard this!

What’s the meaning of this!

Is he implying she’d become dumb?

They just got married yesterday, and today he’s already finding her dumb?

Is that reasonable?

Too much!

“Ye Fan, say that again!” Bai Susu hissed through gritted teeth, her gaze menacingly fixed on Ye Fan.

This guy, he really needs a lesson!

“Nothing, nothing, I misspoke, wifey!” Ye Fan immediately quivered with fright, pleading for mercy.

Indeed, a married woman is like a tigress!

But he, Ye Fan, simply adored this tigress of a wife!

Ha ha ha ha O(∩_∩)O ha ha~

Isn’t this kind of masochistic, can’t help it though!

I’m just asking for a beating here.

“Hmph, what did you just call me, are you going to say it or not!” Bai Susu directly approached Ye Fan, extending two fingers and pinching hard at his waist.

Instantly, Ye Fan felt a pain so intense he wanted to howl, but he couldn’t make a sound, lest it be too embarrassing.

After all, everyone here is a close friend, very dear to him; such a pitiful sight of himself, if they saw it, they would surely make fun of him.

He must not make any noise!

Ye Fan endured the pain, pleading with Bai Susu to show mercy.

This little girl, why is she so ruthless with her moves?

In the past, why hadn’t he noticed this.

Indeed, a woman changes her face faster than flipping a book, merely one night passed, and she’s already turned against him.

It’s way over the top!

Ye Fan was angry but dared not speak out!,

“Hmph, now you know how formidable I am, let’s see if you dare to bully me in the future,” Bai Susu said arrogantly, arms crossed over her chest.

She had to show Ye Fan a thing or two, to prevent him from bullying her all the time.

This won’t do!

The head of the household must demonstrate the dignity of the head of the household!

“I get it, I get it, I won’t do it again, my queen, my dear wifey!” Ye Fan said.

Only then did he heave a sigh of relief.

That’s it~

His waist was definitely bruised.

“Wifey, my waist must be bruised, what should we do? It hurts so much!” Ye Fan looked at Bai Susu somewhat aggrievedly.

“Serves you right, who asked you to talk nonsense!” Bai Susu snapped, her face twisting.

Although she felt a little heartache, thinking she might have gone too far, she absolutely could not admit fault, or else Ye Fan would become even more brazen.

“Alright, alright, I won’t talk nonsense in the future, but what should I do now, should we go have a look?” Ye Fan said, glancing at his family’s head hog.

“Er, let’s go, it’s not nice for us to stay here!” Bai Susu’s face showed a moment of hesitation.

Better not to disturb them, lest her cousin feel embarrassed.

Girls understand girls best.

Yet, Ye Fan felt, he couldn’t miss this opportunity.

You see, his cousin Bai Ruoxue always managed to ruin his good intentions.

Finally, such a chance had come, so!

Hehe.

“Alright then, wifey, let’s go,” Ye Fan said to Bai Susu.

Bai Susu nodded and led the way ahead.

At this moment, Ye Fan started to smirk.

“Bai Ruoxue, Zhao Xiaotian, what are you hiding over there for, are you two whispering sweet nothings!” Ye Fan shouted at the backs of Zhao Xiaotian and Bai Ruoxue not far away, with a loud voice!

The two people in the distance, hearing the voice, instantly shuddered, their facial expressions freezing!

Damn, they were discovered!

But, they were innocent!

They hadn’t done anything, so why were they so frightened.

Their hearts even skipped a beat!

The voice was Ye Fan’s!

This damned Ye Fan, he gave her such a start.

At this moment, Bai Ruoxue realized that her hand was resting on Zhao Xiaotian’s shoulder.

(⊙o⊙)…

Suddenly awkward!

They indeed were… a bit too intimate.

It was no wonder they were misunderstood.